1. Notes: 171844 / 1 hour ago  from nakedatthewrongtime (originally from georgetakei)
    prbuick11:

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

get out

    prbuick11:

    fartnipples:

    georgetakei:

    This flagged my attention.

    did you just

    get out

     
  2. Notes: 74063 / 1 hour ago  from nakedatthewrongtime (originally from nasdaq)
    furbygodess:

notanangryvegan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.
THIS IS FUCKING IT.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED
THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 
BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.
NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Are you ok

people in the bed fandom are just passionate 

    furbygodess:

    notanangryvegan:

    italyans:

    nasdaq:

    #FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

    this is it.

    THIS IS FUCKING IT.

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

    THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

    BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

    NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

    Are you ok

    people in the bed fandom are just passionate 

     
  3. Notes: 1833 / 2 hours ago  from pinkmonkeyspazz8987 (originally from nakedatthewrongtime)
    nakedatthewrongtime:

that rhythm
is that what i think it is

    nakedatthewrongtime:

    that rhythm

    is that what i think it is

     
  4. Notes: 2 / 2 hours ago  from pinkmonkeyspazz8987 (originally from necmusic)
    necmusic:

You might need this today. We certainly did.

    necmusic:

    You might need this today. We certainly did.

     
  5. Notes: 39072 / 2 hours ago  from pinkmonkeyspazz8987 (originally from cuwa)

    cuwa:

    i work at a bakery and we got broken into but at least i got a few good puns from the customers

    my favs were 

    • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
    • 'if youre looking for dough its a good place to rob'
    • 'theyre gonna be toast when they get caught'
  6. Notes: 57 / 2 hours ago  from pinkmonkeyspazz8987 (originally from funnyandhilarious)
    funnyandhilarious:

My New Life Motto
     
  7. Notes: 57 / 2 hours ago  from pinkmonkeyspazz8987 (originally from funnyandhilarious)
    funnyandhilarious:

Poor Little Bee
     
  8. Notes: 288374 / 2 hours ago  from pinkmonkeyspazz8987 (originally from shrekyourself)

    beckyblackbooks:

    Mortal enemies.

    (Source: youtube.com)

  9. Notes: 43525 / 2 hours ago  from novas-grimoire (originally from riddlemetom)

    seventh-sage:

    hamtigers:

    terrybootsbiggestfan:

    “What house are you in?”

    “Wfftitwff.”

    I want to hear how that’s pronounced

    It’s pronounced “oof-tee-toof”. It’s adorable, I know.

    (Source: riddlemetom)

  10. Notes: 390256 / 3 hours ago  from rainstorms-soul (originally from knusprig-titten-hitler)
    rainstorms-soul:

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

As someone with a shellfish allergy, i appreciate people like that.

    rainstorms-soul:

    arocketumbler:

    NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

    As someone with a shellfish allergy, i appreciate people like that.

    (Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

     
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